Handheld Photo Signs

Funny Signs

• Prime & Ready to Buy! - A playful nod to Amazon Prime and the e-commerce shopping frenzy.
• My Cart is Full, My Wallet is Empty - Captures the relatable overshopping experience.
• 1-Click Wonder! - References Amazon’s famous one-click checkout feature.
• I Survived the Buy Box Battle! - A humorous take on the competitive struggle for Amazon’s Buy Box.
• FBA = Fulfillment By Awesome! - A fun spin on Amazon’s Fulfillment by Amazon (FBA) service.
• Add to Cart, Stress Later - Relatable for anyone who’s ever impulse-shopped online.
• I’m an Amazon Reviews Superstar! ★★★★★ - Perfect for attendees proud of their review-writing skills.
• My Package is Out for Delivery… Somewhere - A lighthearted jab at the anticipation of tracking packages.
• Sponsored Ad Superhero! - For attendees who’ve mastered Amazon’s advertising platform.
• Keep Calm and Check Your Seller Metrics - A funny take on the stress of monitoring e-commerce performance.

Serious Signs

• Amazon Seller Pro - A professional sign for proud e-commerce entrepreneurs.
• E-Commerce Innovator 2025 - Highlights forward-thinking attendees at the conference.
• Mastering the Marketplace - For those who dominate Amazon’s platform.
• Scaling My Business with Amazon - Reflects ambition and growth in e-commerce.
• FBA Champion - A straightforward nod to those using Fulfillment by Amazon.
• Driving Sales, Building Brands - Emphasizes the dual goals of many e-commerce sellers.
• E-Commerce Visionary - For attendees with big ideas for the future of online retail.
• Optimized for Success - A nod to the importance of SEO and product listing optimization.
• Global Marketplace Mogul - For sellers expanding their reach across Amazon’s international markets.
• Customer Obsessed, Amazon Approved - Ties into Amazon’s customer-first philosophy.

Design Tips

Include Amazon-inspired elements like the smile logo, shopping cart icons, or stars for reviews. Use bold, readable fonts and colors like Amazon’s orange, blue, and white. Make signs large enough to read in photos (about 12x18 inches or A3 size) but easy to hold. Consider cutouts shaped like speech bubbles, stars, or Amazon boxes. Use sturdy cardboard or foam board and laminate for reuse.

Selfie Frames

Funny Selfie Frames

• Amazon Package Delivery Frame - A rectangular frame styled like an Amazon delivery box, with a face cutout and text like “Out for Delivery!” or “Fragile: Handle with Care!” Include mock tracking barcodes and phrases like “Estimated Delivery: Smiles!”
• 1-Click Checkout Champ Frame - A speech bubble-shaped frame with an “Add to Cart” button graphic and text saying “1-Click Checkout Champ!” Use Amazon’s orange and blue colors with star ratings around the edges.
• Lost in the Warehouse Frame - A frame designed like an Amazon warehouse shelf, with a face cutout and text “Lost in the Warehouse!” Add tiny cardboard product cutouts or a robotic arm graphic.
• Prime Member VIP Frame - A star-shaped frame with “Prime Member VIP” text, surrounded by lightning bolts and the Prime logo. Use gold and blue accents for a premium feel.
• My Reviews Break the Internet Frame - A frame styled like a five-star Amazon review page, with a face cutout where the product image would be. Text reads ”★★★★★ My Reviews Break the Internet!” Include mock review comments.

Serious Selfie Frames

• E-Commerce Empire Builder Frame - A sleek, rectangular frame with “E-Commerce Empire Builder” text and a face cutout. Feature graphs and sales metrics in the background with Amazon’s blue, orange, and white colors.
• FBA All-Star Frame - A badge or trophy-shaped frame with “FBA All-Star” text and a face cutout. Include warehouse and delivery truck graphics with a ribbon or seal design.
• Global Seller Spotlight Frame - A circular frame with a world map background and “Global Seller Spotlight” text. The face cutout is over a spotlight effect, with icons of Amazon’s international marketplaces.
• Customer Obsessed Frame - A heart-shaped frame with “Customer Obsessed” text and a face cutout. Use smiley faces or shopping cart icons and warm colors like orange and yellow.
• Marketplace Mogul Frame - A rectangular frame styled like a storefront with “Marketplace Mogul” text and a face cutout. Include mock sales stats or a “Best Seller” badge.

Design and Printing Tips

Selfie frames should be large (approximately 24x36 inches or A1 size) with a face cutout of at least 8x10 inches. Use shapes like rectangles, stars, or circles. Incorporate Amazon branding elements and bold fonts. Print on sturdy foam board or corrugated cardboard, laminate for durability, and add handles on the back. Use design software like Canva or Adobe Illustrator for high-resolution PDF files.

Cutout Standees

Funny Standees

• Amazon Delivery Driver - A life-sized cutout of a delivery driver in a branded uniform, holding a package with the smile logo. The face cutout is the driver’s head. Include a delivery van and text like “Delivering Smiles!”
• Giant Amazon Box - A standee shaped like an oversized Amazon box with a face cutout where the label would be. Text reads “Just Delivered!” or “Unbox Me!” Add tape, barcodes, and a “Fragile” sticker.
• Shopping Cart Superhero - A superhero figure with a shopping cart logo on their chest and a face cutout. Text says “Add to Cart, Save the Day!” Use comic-style speech bubbles like “Pow! Saved by Prime!”
• Review Star Champion - A figure holding a giant five-star rating sign with a face cutout. Text reads ”★★★★★ Review Legend!” Include mock review comments like “Fast Shipping!”
• Buy Box Bandit - A bandit-style character with a mask, holding a “Buy Box Winner” trophy. The face cutout is the bandit’s head. Add an Amazon box and text like “Stole the Buy Box!”

Serious Standees

• Amazon Seller Guru - A professional figure in a suit holding a tablet with a Seller Central dashboard. The face cutout is the guru’s head. Text reads “Master of the Marketplace.”
• FBA Warehouse Robot - A futuristic Amazon warehouse robot with a face cutout where the control panel would be. Text reads “FBA Efficiency Expert.” Use metallic graphics and orange accents.
• Global E-Commerce Leader - A figure standing in front of a world map, pointing to Amazon marketplaces. The face cutout is the leader’s head. Text reads “Global E-Commerce Leader.”
• Customer Obsessed Executive - An executive holding a “Customer Obsessed” sign with a face cutout. Use a polished design inspired by Amazon’s leadership principles.
• Prime Membership Ambassador - A figure in a Prime outfit holding a lightning bolt-shaped sign with “Prime Membership Ambassador” text. The face cutout is the ambassador’s head.

Design and Production Tips

Standees should be life-sized (5-6 feet tall) with face cutouts at 5-5.5 feet. Follow the contours of the figure or object for shape. Use Amazon branding elements and bold fonts. Print on corrugated cardboard or foam board, laminate for durability, and add a stable base or easel support. Provide designs in vector formats (e.g., SVG, PDF) for sharp printing.